I went for coffee with the kids the other day and when my Cappuccino arrived Sebastian shouted, " Hey Mom your Cup of Chino is here!! " LOL
Ok Ok it is really cute when its your own child :)
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Joshua is learning to read and write at school. So I asked him yesterday how to spell LAUGH. His answer was " LOL ".
Last night Sebastian got ouy of bed to go to the toilet, but he slightly missed finding it and ended up standing at the foot of our bed and taking a pee on T’s feet.
Micki bought these sour sweeties for the kids.
A curious little visitor who came a calling today to say hello. Diesel was going off his head barking at it.
Sebastian is normally really really good at night with going to the toilet. He will get up and go once a night and come back to bed. But last night he must have been really tired as he got out of bed, took off his pants and pee’d on the side of the bed. Then got back in without the pants.
Somebody I know *nudge nudge wink wink* asked me the other day if they had lamb shank in this country as he had not seen it on sale in the store. LOL
And so I give to you “The Local Lamb”
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don’t have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don’t stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You’re laughing aren’t you?!?!)
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