tj.hanton.net ... why can't the whole world be just like me?
1 Would you rather: eat pickled herring with every meal for the next year OR eat just one live monkey's brain?
2 assuming they paid the same, clean up elephant poop at the circus for a living OR be a senator's aid?
3 have every joint on your body be double-jointed OR be able to jump 6 feet straight up from standing?
4 choke the very life out of a cute, little bunny rabbit OR sleep in a vat of maggots for a month? (thanks nicole)
my answers
1- monkey - don't get me wrong don't hate herring but one whole year would be too much
2 - senators aid
3 - double jointed
4 - bye bye bunny
Pickled herring for sure!
ele poop...
double jointed... :)
Please forgive me bunnies of the world!!!!