Here are my answers.
- Would you rather:
- find out your best friend is selling secrets to terrorists OR find out they download child pornography?
I would have to go for the former, far easier for me to deal with.
- pluck out all your nose hairs with tweezers OR shave (face or legs) with an old, rusty blade?
Tweezers for sure.
- the official language of the united nations become klingon OR esperanto?
Klingon - has to be klingon
- have a very "energetic" orgasm every time you sneeze OR fart loudly every time you have an orgasm?
Has to be sneezing, considering I have multiple sneeze sessions.
*R R R O T F L M A O T I P I M P *!!!!! can just imagine you in your multiple sneezing session... you could make a fortune babes... imagine the studies they could conduct!!!!!!
As for the first question... i would rather die than choose one... the second question... ermmm after seeing T pluck his nose... i would def shave with a rusty blade... and as for kingon or esperanto... gotta be esperanto... hopefully you get tapas thrown in too....
mad, mad mad you are... at least you made me giggle on this VERY busy Wed morning!!!!
buh biiiiiiiii... luvC
PS... if we dont go to Greece, C and I will def come up for a week if that is ok!!!!
*says a silent prayer that all planes to Greece are suddenly cancelled forcing family to visit Scotland instead*
Aaaaa choooooo - oooo excuse me.
*MOST SHOCKED LOOK* j a n i n e !! sis maaannn!! and as for you sneezing!!!! *rotflmaotipimpanfbt*!!! lucky b*tch!!!!! wish all it took was a simple sneeze, i would walk about all day with a tissue wound up into a little thread like thingy shoving up me nostrils every 10 minutes of so!!!!
*RRRRRRRRRRROTFL*
*heheheheheheh secretly wishes for a VERY high pollen count this summer*
Haha :) Lol! About the sneezing, getting a cold would be a blessing!
AB E R D E E N S U N N E W S H E A D L I N E S: If is believed that a strange redish haired women from Aberdeen who works at the Blackie with her Husband can be seen running around town WITHOUT her night gown, tapping on windows, knocking on doors, looking for people who have influenza or general sniffles in the hope of catching a strain of SERIOUS sneezes. It is believed that this woman, in the throwes of a sneeze is able to experience mulitple orgasms and has sent out a message to the public to send all germs her WAY!!!!
mmmmmmmmm now if only it were true :P